We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
