fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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