I'm passing your future prison.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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