So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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