Pregnant stripper...not hot.
I think i peed on brittanys purse
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
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