Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
she woke up with a sticky ear
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
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