Can i not drive my cunt home
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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