just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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