she was so not down for the gang bang
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
You've changed since you got that strap on
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
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