i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
Do you know who changed all my phone contacts into characters from Harry Potter?
He Who Must Not Be Named.
Fuck you.
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