Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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