it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
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