My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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