I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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