So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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