Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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