It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
Couch. On fire.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
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