Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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