How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
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