theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Well I just put wine in my tea
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
Randomize
