i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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