If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
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