my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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