Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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