Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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