Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
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