I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
false alarm. still invincible.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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