this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
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