hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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