This house was built for laser tag.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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