she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
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Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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