How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
Let's get the cat blown out
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
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