apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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