well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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