Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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