Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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