That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
Michael Bay diarrhea
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
Randomize
