waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
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