ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
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