Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
I just walked into my kitchen and my little brother is standing with his face two inches from the clock, staring at it, and eating an apple. I asked wtf he was doing and he just goes "the hour hand is moving VERY slowly".
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