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i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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