Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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