i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
