My key broke off while I was turning the key. I can't pull the broken key out. Not only am i locked outside, so is the rest of the building.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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