My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
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