I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
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