it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
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