season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
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