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WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
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