If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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