This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
tell me about the fingering
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