oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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